So, this post is going to be pretty short. Unfortunately, I’ve come down with a chronic case of the Mondays.. This particular case is so severe that its lasted into Tuesday and has the potential to continue for the rest of the week.

In case you didn’t know, The Mondays is a common disease with no cure. While some specific strains have symptoms so strong that they can cause you to become physically incapable of any form of functioning, these are only in extreme cases. The most seen symptoms are: tiredness, laziness, grumpiness, aggression, and a complete hijacking of the brain convincing you’ve come down with a cold and absolutely have to stay home from school or work.

If you, or someone you know, suffer from a case of the Mondays, it is recommended that you avoid people you dislike, people you like, people you kind of like, people you don’t know, people you do know, and especially people you find annoying. It is also recommended that you avoid places with the above listed people. The most crucial thing to avoid when suffering from the Mondays is anything involving math, science, reading, writing, speaking, and any form of thought.

While properly following these guidelines will protect you from most unpleasant situations while under the influence of the Mondays, the only sure way to avoid any mishaps, confrontations, brain explosions, or brain implosions is to simply lock yourself in a small room with no access to the outside world.

For those of you currently suffering from the Mondays, you are not alone. I feel your pain. And I would recommend leaving this site immediately, I’ve already started breaking out in a rash from all of this reading and writing… And for those of you not currently suffering from the Mondays, I would recommend avoiding anybody who is unless you wish to receive a potentially life threatening injury.

I love Mondays…..

And by love I mean I absolutely despise them.