Wait. THAT’S the secret of life? But Charles, I want to fix my life now! Can’t you give me some “Fix Your Life in Five (or less) Easy Steps” plan? I don’t have TIME to ‘just hang around’ until I get used to it. I’ve just got so much going on right now: my job, school, at least ten million essays to write, people to stalk on Facebook, annoyingly addictive games to play…. So, if you wouldn’t mind, I would really appreciate something more applicable to my life. By the end of the week would be great.

Sincerely, The General Population