It is once again Monday, and I have once again managed to sink into my spud life. I have all kinds of wonderful excuses, but as I’m still partly in my potato form I’m far too lazy to take the time to tell you. Sorry, I know you’re all very disappointed.

Fear not, however. For the reign of the horrid Spud Sam is over.

How is that I will manage to defeat such a beastly monster? With the assistance of my oh-so-wise-inspirational-and-Mojo-Jojo-like life coach James Patrick Casey.

Together we shall conquer procrastination and then, we shall conquer the world.

Okay. I think that’s enough for today. I’m suffering from Netflix withdrawal.

Oh, man. I need help.