We all have moments when we feel like giving up. We lack the drive to accomplish our goals. We lose the ambition to be the fantastic ruler of the world who sits nobly atop a unicorn whilst prancing through a kingdom of chocolate, that our five year old self knew we would be.
Sometimes, it just seems downright unrealistic.
But, I assure you, this is not true. All you need is a little motivation.
Like that dollop of fairy dust once given to you by the old man in a van who was most certainly King Oberon, ruler of the faries, a little motivation will give your mind just what it needs to realize those dreams can be a reality.
And so, my good people, I have come to you today offering you my very own greatest source of motivation and inspiration.
It’s simple, really. All you must do during times of mental frailty is ask yourself one question.
You may even find that this question is not entirely unheard of to you. I believe at some point a similar version was used by a fairly prominent religion. Or something like that.
Although, naturally, I have altered it slightly for my own personal application.
What is this question, you ask?
Well, please restrain your overeager equines.
Such a powerful technique does require some buildup and anticipation.
…Alright, that is adequate.
The question, the source of motivation and inspiration, is:
WWTSD?
(That is, What Would The Sam Do?)
Now, originally, it would have been simply WWSD. But, of course, it can’t just be a general ‘Sam’. Who knows what kind of choices someone with a name like that could be making.
So, naturally, I added in a well placed adjective to stop that train wreck before it even had a chance to happen.
Now, the truth is this system is entirely flawed. I am ‘The Sam’. Thus, what I am doing is what The Sam would do. And, really, is that any motivation at all?
Sadly, it was not until after I had created the merch. line that I realized this tragic imperfection.
But, you most certainly are not ‘The Sam’ for there can only be one (if by chance you are, would you kindly leave your address and all other personal information below in the comments so that my team of people who are definitely not trained assasins may find you and honor you with a fluffy puppy and a celebratory cake), and this means that this incredibly clever creation shall not go to waste.
So, I present to you:
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August 29, 2015 at 9:27 pm
Sam would share that angel du… err, fairy dust.
:phew.: 😓
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August 28, 2015 at 3:57 pm
I have no words……just brilliance!!!!!
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August 26, 2015 at 8:26 pm
Sam just I love you oh my goodness XD
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August 26, 2015 at 8:31 pm
So, I’m going to take that as you are interested in these delightful t-shirts. I’ll order 50 for you.
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August 26, 2015 at 8:34 pm
Please do. I actually want this in my life, I shall go and make one of these and wear it with pride. Just you wait and see 😛
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August 26, 2015 at 8:36 pm
I do not doubt it for a second. Who wouldn’t want to wear something so beautiful and motivational? I mean, seriously! Why is it not already a worldwide phenomena?
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August 26, 2015 at 9:19 pm
We shall have to work on your promotional skills of this tshirt because clearly it’s a masterpiece
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August 26, 2015 at 9:52 pm
Thank you. I greatly appreciate the fact that you understand and support my dreams. You are a truly great human.
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August 26, 2015 at 9:53 pm
I’m here for you Sam! And you’re not a half bad human yourself XD heh
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August 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Haha awe shucks, you sure are quite the sweet talker xD
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August 27, 2015 at 6:42 am
Dawwww thanks! I’m here to woo you after all so it’s good to see some progress.
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August 27, 2015 at 6:57 am
Ajbsjsjgsjj It’s like one in the morning here, and I start school tomorrow. And I have to get up early. But, am I sleeping in preparation for this traumatic event? Of course not! I’m watching entire seasons of TV shows. Why do I do this to myself? Tell me why.
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August 27, 2015 at 7:01 am
You do this because you’re a tube but that’s okay Sam I still love and accept you for who you are 😛
Awww bless though seriously I hope school isn’t too traumatising for you 😦
also SAM GO TO BED YOU LIL SH*T YOU HAVE SCHOOL OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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August 27, 2015 at 7:02 am
If it helps I have work in 30minutes and I still have to put shoes on do my makeup sort my hair out and eat and pack a lunch before walking to the shop to get my lift. So I’m not much better
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August 27, 2015 at 7:08 am
Lol Tiegan we are destined to be soulmates. Sleep is for the weak. Arriving on time and planning ahead is for the weak. Basically anything that results in a life with less stress and more productivity is for the weak. Like, look at me! Only five mental breakdowns a day! I’m rockin’ the three hour a night sleeps.
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August 27, 2015 at 7:25 am
Omg Sam I just snorted when I read this XD dear god this is brilliant and it’s so true! We shall not be weak!!!!! God imagine if the two of us ever got into actual contact with each other, the world would be in grave danger
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August 27, 2015 at 7:18 am
And have funny at work, you crazy kid! Bring home the bacon!
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August 27, 2015 at 7:25 am
IM HERE TO PROVIDE FOR YOU
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August 27, 2015 at 7:26 am
DO YOU REMEMBER THE PERFECT PLAN?!? because I just did and now I caN’T BREATHE
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August 27, 2015 at 1:59 pm
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET SOMETHING SO PERFECT SAM?!?!? I still make myself laugh when I think of it!!!
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August 27, 2015 at 7:27 am
Also, that was supposed to say fun.. Not funny… I really have no idea what’s even going on with life anymore…
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August 27, 2015 at 2:01 pm
You were just having a bit of a moment because it was so bloody late and you should have been sleeping. It was a sign Sam. A sign you clearly ignored XD
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August 27, 2015 at 2:05 pm
That’s basically 98% of what my life is.
“Oh, this bridge is out for construction? Nah, I’m good. My car will just jump over the river.”
It does not often end well..
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August 27, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Rip Sam 2k15
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August 26, 2015 at 6:14 pm
YOU. ARE. AMAZING.
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August 26, 2015 at 8:17 pm
Oh, no. It is YOU who is amazing!
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August 26, 2015 at 9:36 pm
PAH, RUBBISH!
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August 26, 2015 at 11:26 pm
Um, excuse you? I am The Sam. What I say is not rubbish! ‘Tis the truth!
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August 27, 2015 at 9:54 am
Hmm…. Whatever you say.
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