I am running late today, my children. And, unfortunately (for you), this means that I do not have the time to write the sort of delightfully witty and just all around mind blowing sort of content you all look forward to each and every day.
I know, your day is likely ruined. And I apologize for this.
Do not weep for me, dear souls, for I shall soon return.
Do not forget me, for I am still here.
We shall conquer this Monday all together, as we have all those that have come before it. And on the other side of this uphill battle, we shall be reunited.
I believe in you, and that is a great honor.
Make me proud.