Sam O. Bscure




I Hate This As Much As You Do

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. That's right, kids. Sam is back. I'll be honest, I hate this post. Re-intro posts, or in this case re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-intro posts, are a burden on all of us. You hate it,... Continue Reading →


Okay, But Seriously This Time. I Mean It.

Hey, guess what time it is?  That's right! Time for Sam to reappear from the void and act like nothing ever happened.  Yeah, I'm a real blogger. I'm all about discipline and consistency. This blog is my pride and joy,... Continue Reading →

It’s a Comeback, Kids

  I've often been told I shouldn't leave things to sit. When I mess up, when things seem to be going downhill, when I'm not entirely sure where to go from my current spot, I shouldn't step away and let... Continue Reading →

The Wrath of The Parental Figures

My children, I must type quickly for I do not have much time. They are coming for me. I have angered them, the overlords, with my sassiness and intense sarcasm. It was simply too much. And now, they are coming... Continue Reading →

A Post to Avoid My Feelings of Guilt For Skipping a Day of Posting (sorry)

I am running late today, my children. And, unfortunately (for you), this means that I do not have the time to write the sort of delightfully witty and just all around mind blowing sort of content you all look forward... Continue Reading →

A Call to Action For All Who Enjoy Naps

Today, on the third of December in the year 2015, I was told that I am too old for naps. I know. Just take a moment. Read that again. And realize how ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS IT IS. My apologies, how rude... Continue Reading →

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