Gather ’round children. It’s time for Scary Stories With Sam:
*cue flash of lightning and thunder booming in the distance*
You see, it all happened in the darkest hours of the morning. There I lay, blankets pulled over my head to hide from the monsters surely lurking in the corners, and a rainbow unicorn pillow pet clutched to my chest, ready to attack should the monsters become too daring.
But then, suddenly, pain began shooting in my chest. With a gasp I began to flail, certain that my demise was only moments away.
I was having some sort of heart malfunction. That had to be it! At this very moment, that hideous pulsating organ in my chest was probably exploding and preparing to destroy me.
It was at this moment that I realized something. The pain wasn’t coming from my heart, it wasn’t even coming from my chest…
And then I realized yet another thing, something far more crucial. I couldn’t be having any sort of heart explosion, I was heartless! How could I be so silly!
And so, with a dark and bone-chilling chuckle, I closed my demonic, blood-red eyes, and slipped back into my delightful dreams of doom, death, and destruction.
April 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm
So much alliteration in that title and first line.
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May 1, 2015 at 2:18 am
Ah yes, alliteration. Tis my specialty ;D
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May 1, 2015 at 7:14 am
You’re basically a professional poet.
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May 1, 2015 at 3:04 pm
Haha nah, thanks though.
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April 29, 2015 at 11:26 pm
What’s on top of his head? It looks like…never mind.
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April 29, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Hahaha wow, I greatly appreciate your comment. XD
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April 29, 2015 at 11:34 pm
You should, because I’m the coolest person on earth after you 😀
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April 29, 2015 at 11:37 pm
Can’t deny that! 🙂 I think this is the first time you’ve ever actually looked at my blog, I feel very honored.
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April 29, 2015 at 11:42 pm
Have I become a celebrity here? LOL 😛
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April 30, 2015 at 1:42 am
Pshhh yeah! I’m gonna tell all my friends about this, and they’ll be soo jealous! ;P
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April 30, 2015 at 8:18 am
LOL 😀
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April 29, 2015 at 6:36 pm
Beautiful XD
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April 29, 2015 at 9:28 pm
Haha why thank you XD
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April 29, 2015 at 6:16 pm
10/10 it’s okay
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